Now, as we all know, a group of dolphins is called a pod, a group of crows is called a murder, and so on. Henceforth, I'd like all groups of people who call themselves reporters but are actually only bloggers writing listicles to be known as a scumbag. Because that's what was waiting in front of our house, and absolute scumbag of... listiclists. And they brought with them tidings of the investigation.