The shrooms were wearing off, but I couldn't risk saying something embarrassing. And I couldn't lie. I already told you my problem with lying.
I know what you're going to say. "Not telling equals lying!" Well, that's just bad math.
Example: Say you pleasure yourself. Not that I'm saying you do... Actually, yes. I am saying you do because everyone does. But even if you're the world's most honest person, do you run downstairs after every sweaty session and holler, "Mom! Dad! Guess what?"
Of course not.