I also want to clarify that this book has NO SELF-HELP INFO OR ADVICE FOR YOU. Over the last several years, I've been asked to write articles on topics like how to find a man. Or how to keep a man. Or how to rub a man's taint at the right time. I don't know how to do any of that stuff. I'm a flawed fuckup and I haven't figured anything out, so I have no wisdom to offer you.