I really hate the culture of fan fiction about real, living people being published for profit. It's just... Well, it's a lot of things, but at its very foundation it's just creepy.
Aaaaanyway, this description lost me for good at:
Imagine selfies have been outlawed, making Kim Kardashian a freedom fighter who needs your help in bringing justice and good lighting to the peopleā¦
Yes, because if there's one thing the world can't live without, it's selfies. *eye roll*